MI6 PROPAGANDA DEPARTMENT MIS-INFORMATION CAMPAIGN #5032840004000

CASE REF: OPC-M/TECH.a/385

MI6 together with GCHQ and sympathetic National Press have mounted a sustained and widespread mis-information campaign to detract from the recent closure of UK airspace.

Facts so far:

• Strong and unusual magnetic anomalies in the upper atmosphere have been detected 
• One hypothesis has linked Mal (s) subjects to the magnetic anomaly
• UK air space has been closed with immediate effect - unknown when airspace will re-open
• Press have been notified it is due to an unusual bird migration pattern over Europe
• 'Experts' have been drafted in. Agent 'Bill Odie' and other sympathetic RSPB representatives are currently touring news stations to explain the unusual bird migration
• Airlines have been notified of the unusual magnetic effects in the upper atmosphere and are willingly following MI6 and National Security advice