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CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET STRAP 3

US/UK EYES ONLY

SUBJECT: MAL (S)

DATE OF ENTRY: MAY 2020 (ON GOING)

  • FIRST ANOMALOUS APPEARANCE IN CHISWICK AREA OF LONDON
  • MAN FOUND IN DEEPLY CONFUSED STATE
  • TAKEN INTO SUPER-SECURE 'FACILITY 5' (STRAP 3 CLEARANCE)
  • D-NOTICE ISSUED ON REPORTING OF DISCOVERY OF MAN (/MEN) TO NATIONAL PRESS.
  • NEWLY FORMED E NOTICE ISSUED TO INTERNATIONAL/ONLINE PRESS.
  • PHYSICISTS AT THE NATIONAL PHYSICAL LABORATORY AND CERN ALERTED. FURTHER ANALYSIS REQUESTED
  • TOP GOVERNMENT PSYCHIATRIST FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH 'LIZ' BROUGHT IN TO EXAMINE SUBJECT (S)
  • HYPOTHESIS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN
  • CASE IS RATED AAA+ FOR HIGH POTENTIAL TO DESTABILISE SOCIETY
  • ACCESS RESTRICTED TO ONLY HIGHEST SECURITY CLEARANCE
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